Soooooooooooooo, let’s start in order of how I watched last night’s shows. (I went out for dinner with the fam so that’s why they’re all out of wack between last night and this morning)
Arizona is getting on my nerves. I love Mark as a father. Why can’t Meredith just be happy and have a god damn baby!!!!! Why is Derek so hot? Lexi and Avery is cute. DR. STARK AND KEPNER? REALLY? Ewwwwwww.
The Vampire Diaries
Okay, as amazing as this episode. For me, I couldn’t get over the fact that Tyler is gone. And then the whole kissing mashed potatoes thing, wasn’t feeling it. Now, add Tyler minus Matt to the rockstar scene, and I would have hopped all up on that shit.
Luca and his dad dying?!
*Sick and twisted thought below. Skip ahead to after next gif - you have been warned*
Matt getting stabbed in the neck? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Somehow, him finding out because he got STABBED IN THE NECK was a really happy moment for me. This might be my love for Tyler speaking though. WHATEVS
ISOBEL?! BITCH WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE!
Waiting until APR7
YAY NO ADDISON
I wish I could just watch Charlotte and Cooper’s scenes. I don’t really like/care about anyone else in the show.
I was creeping FB - feel so odd now after the epicness that is tumblr - and these girls are all like “It’s so wrong seeing Dan and Blair together, we want Chuck and Blair back! If they don’t get together by the end of the season I’m going to write a letter to the writers”
A) This is how I feel about you in general
B) No true fangirl/boy says Chuck and Blair. It’s Chair people, true fans who would write a letter who know this.
“Basically EACH GG episode has the same formula. DAIR BEING CUTE. LILY TRIES TO SAVE HER FAMILY. NATE DOES STUFF. VANESSA TRIES TO BE RELEVANT. SERENA BEING STUPID/SLOW. RUFUS BEING STEPFORD HUSBAND”—Liza (luckybiatch), just now. (via for-the-motha-fucking-win)
I’ll do my reviews for the other not so important shows tomorrow.
EVERYTHING IS DAIR AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!
Gossip Girl a.k.a The Dan and Blair Show
Okay, let’s start with bad and work out way towards the good.
WTF IS WITH THE SHITTY CHUCK BASS STORYLINE? Yes, I admit. I used to worship him, but this season has been very “Ehhhhhh” with him! He’s falling slowly, and without Blair, is frankly not interesting at all!
Nate.. blah blah I’m attractive, and let’s bring back season 1 marijuana?! Dude really?
Serena doing the teacher. Snoreeeeeeeee
Fucking Christ Lily. GTFO! Rufus you’re still on this show?
The biggest WTH moment though, was VANESSA?! WTF I FORGOT ABOUT HER AND SHE’S BEEN MISSING FOR LIKE 4 EPISODES. THAT A SIGN YOU NEED TO GTFO THOUGH BABY! Like really, who are you and why are you important?
Okay, on to the goodies.
Did you all notice Dan’s going to get coffee near Blair? And Serena being all wth? GO DAN GO!
Then Dan ADMITTING OUT LOUD THAT HE AND BLAIR ARE FRIENDS AND THAT SHE NEEDS HIM! Oh em gee I was squealing so loudly inside (my mother was watching it with me)
Then BLAIR ADMITTING SHE NEEDS HIS HELP AND THEY ARE FRIENDS.
I was so mad when he took the purple stickie note! Damn’t writers!
Oooo then him getting mad. Dan really gets sexy when he’s angry..
OMG she went to Brooklyn. And then talked, LIKE REAL FRIENDS! And then they ordered pizza, and my fangirl heart was about ready to leap out of my chest thinking there scenes were over. AND THEN SHE FELL ASLEEP ON HIM. AND MY HEART LEAPED OUT OF MY CHEST AND IT WON’T COME BACK UNTIL NEXT WEEK. HOLY TITS ON A GOD DAMN FUCKING TACO!
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG HYPERVENTILATING. NO COHERENT THOUGHTS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!
First off, not studying for a midterm is a great way to give yourself anxiety. Should have, would have, could have. Chose not too. So now I’m going to finish writing this and reread my class notes and hope for the GD best.
On a happier note?
Bieber? REALLY? As catchy as the stupid songs are I was not too impressed
Then the fat wrestling chick sang and it was uncomtforable to watch.
Actually, this whole episode lacked in general..
Except Brittany and Santana, who I love <3 !!
WTF. GIVE TIMOTHY MCGEE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND ALREADY OR IMMA KICK SOME ASS AND TAKE SOME GD NAMES!!
Spoiler - really writers, you have to give Tony another love interest? fuckers. what happened to the finale of last season with Ziva being all sad that Tony and Gibbs weren’t there for her, GO BACK TO THAT.
NCIS: Los Angeles
Who cares about the story.
Really cute Nell and Eric scenes!
And more Densi cuteness, i love the growing partnership <3
One Tree Hill
Only one gif for this entire episode.
If I could have Nathan, Clay AND Julian in my pants at one time… I would totally be down for that.
So, I haven’t yet watched Pretty Little Liars, I’ll do that tomorrow. HIMYM was good, Mad Love was funny. Larry = <3 Hawaii 5-0 was full of BAMF McGarrett, always a plus. Castle was enjoyable. My night however, revolved around DAIR <3 everyone else? Can fuck the hell off.
Gossip Girl DAIR Reactions
Dan comes to W and they banter
Dan wanting Blair as his Valentine
Dan randomly appearing throughout the party watching over Blair
Dan sitting next to Blair
DAN HOLDING BLAIR’S HAND
Blair pulling away
Blair calling Dan and saying his article was good and she already sent it to Vanity Fair